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• Today I was on a packed t, and I loudly told my frined that its not about whether you like a girl or not, its about ejaculating on her stomach. The hot chick next to me was not too please.  FML

  May 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today during the walk against hunger near Newton campus, I asked one of the walkers if i could have popsicle because i lost my eagle card and couldn’t buy food

  she said no. FML

  May 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I realized that my only friend is my roommate…FML

  May 2, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • your new buddy 10:55 am on May 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Aww…I’ll be your friend

• Today My teacher called me dick and I said Wahhhht and he said I thought that was your name. I will never be able to get the hot girl in my class’s attention ever again. FML

  April 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I rushed to finish an online aplia quiz which i thought was due at 11:45, so i guessed on the second half of it. Turns out its due tomorrow. FML

  April 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I got wait listed by BC. it was my #1 choice. FML

  March 31, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 12:55 am on April 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Could be worse….send them updates of anything else interesting you do. Lets them know you’re serious about going here.

• Today as I was walking past the statue of St. Ignatius with my friends, I said out loud “he wasn’t the best looking dude.” Some random girl walking past said “he’s way better looking than you are.” FML

  March 24, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 8:21 pm on May 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Wow, what a bitch!

  • Salzano 10:48 pm on May 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Oh, this is gold.

• Everyone on FML is complaining about getting upper/coro.

  I got greycliff because dreams really do come true…FML

  March 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • The truth 10:49 pm on March 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    thats where you belong lol

• Me and my 7 other really good bro friends got Gonzaga 4th floor. Reslife is a huge bro hater. Fml.

  March 22, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Trent Steel 8:21 pm on May 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Dw bro, they’ll prob move u.

• Today, I realized that by the end of my time at BC, my housing history will have looked as such…Newton, Coro, Off campus, and I doubt my bad luck will change senior year.  Screw reslife.  FML

  March 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Salzano 11:02 pm on May 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Same thing happened to me, and I thought the same way, but I ended up getting the 13th pick out of all the seniors – we got our top choice room in Ignacio and could have had virtually any mod if we wanted one.

    Win. Keep the faith.

• Today a really hot girl was about to sit next to me on the Newton Bus, until she realized there was a tissue on it.

  FML.

  March 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 8:22 pm on May 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Please tell me you riffed off of that!

• Yesterday because of the nice weather I decided to do all my reading for Perspectives outside. The sun bleached all of the highlighting I did and now I can barely see it. FML

  March 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I got made fun of because my name rhymes with bowla. Fml.

  March 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, in writing seminar, I thought it would be a good idea to lean back in my chair while sitting on my hands…I then fell asleep.  FML.

  March 18, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Yeah 2:11 am on March 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I know who this is. Your a fool!

    • Anonymous 6:36 pm on March 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      You’re a fool for using “your” rather than “you’re.”

      • Anonymous 3:29 pm on March 21, 2010 Permalink
        

        Okay. Who called up the grammar police. I don’t think i did. I called up Roggies but I don’t remember ever calling op the grammar police. What!

• Monday, I found out I didn’t get an 8-man. Tuesday, ResLife and email were down all day. It’s now Wednesday and not only do I not have a 4-man, I also have a midterm tonight. It’s St. Patty’s Day. Fuck ResLife and FML.

  March 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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