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• Today I realized that I’m paying way too much to sit around and Facebook all day. FML.

  January 26, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 3:44 pm on January 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Win!

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• Today facebook told me I should reconnect with my girlfriend. FML

  January 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today as I was walking past the statue of St. Ignatius with my friends, I said out loud “he wasn’t the best looking dude.” Some random girl walking past said “he’s way better looking than you are.” FML

  March 24, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 8:21 pm on May 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Wow, what a bitch!

  • Salzano 10:48 pm on May 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Oh, this is gold.

• I lived in a forced triple but I recently got a double with one of my closest friends. I moved all my stuff in yesterday, which took almost 5 hours and 5 people. Today, I got an email from the RD saying that I’m getting retripled again. Of course, I have to move all my stuff back too. FML

  January 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today in O’neill, I tried to be suave while walking past this group of really hot girls. I tripped on my shoelace and fell flat on my face. FML

  May 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Last weekend, I went out to a party and was having a good time. I ended up hooking up with a guy I was dancing with. Turns out hes a 19 year old Freshman… im a 23 year old Grad student. FML

  January 27, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 2:38 am on February 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    FRESHMAN WIN!!!

  • Anonymous 12:47 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    the good news is he’s old for a freshman!

    • Anonymous 2:00 pm on March 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      he lied, hes really 18

• This weekend I hooked up with this really cute girl who happened to be a freshman at BC & I’m a sophmore…everything was great until her friend laughed saying “you believed her!? shes 16 & a junior in highschool!”, I’m turning 20 in a week. FML

  February 10, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 1:37 pm on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    It’s not your fault….it would be much worse if you had been lying to her or something.

  • Anon 7:40 pm on March 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Illegal? Sigh…

• I thought I had friends at BC. Housing Process has taught me otherwise. FML.

  March 14, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • ed 10:08 pm on March 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    so true. BC housing is cut throat…who would have known….

    • Ayanda. 3:08 pm on March 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      True dat

• Over break, I decided to “release some sexual tension” in my 3rd floor bedroom. When I “finished up” I went outside and realized: our townhouses were being repainted. I saw a few painters on ladders outside of my open window, who all looked at me awkwardly as I left. They had seen everything. FML.

  February 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• We dressed up like guidos for a Jersey Shore theme party. We got there.  Turns out the Jersey Shore theme was last week. FML

  January 31, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 2:35 am on February 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Hahahaha. It’s so weird (in a good way) to me, being from Jersey, that people have Jersey Shore theme parties. Like honestly, I see ppl like the Jersey Shore cast all the time IRL. lol. I mean don’t get me wrong, it’s awesome to have these theme parties! it’s just so interesting from my perspective

• Today, after promising to be a better student for the new year, I went to the library and did a whole month’s worth of Math homework in 4 1/2 hours, only to find out that I was looking at the wrong syllabus and did all the wrong problems. FML

  January 24, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today my boyfriend got paid to eat a piece of dried up rat poop. Fml

  January 17, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Frank Garrett 12:51 am on January 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    FYL because he probably has the plague now.

  • HALLSDEFENSE 12:54 am on January 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    haha sucks to be that guy

  • toaster_strudel 8:32 pm on January 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    lmao! The plague..

• Today I got back from college and met up with high school buddies. One of them asked if I gained weight. I’ve been working out every day for 2 and a half months, and lost 8 pounds. FML

  January 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I finally balled up and asked out this girl I’ve been into for months, and she started laughing. When she stopped her laughing fit to catch a breath, I asked what was funny. She said “I thought you were gay…”FML

  January 17, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • anonymous 8:29 pm on May 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Yo, that happened to this one guy in the pick up artist season 1 all the time.

• Today ,I had my first midterm of the semester. I was in a lecture hall of 300 and was working on my exam with 3 minutes left. I turn around and EVERYONE is gone. The 4 TA’s and the teacher are looking at me, waiting impatiently. I realized how slow I was. FML

  February 12, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 6:50 pm on February 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    i think i know who this is hahahaha