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• Today, after watching the Matrix I felt compelled to try a cartwheel. Halfway through, my arm gave and I fell on my head. I’m concussed…fml

  June 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I got into this fight with this chick outside a Mcdonalds. It was really embarassing and I decided to put it all behind me. I got back home and found out someone filmed it and posted it on youtube. FML

  June 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I arrived an hour late to my friend’s poker game and bought in with $20. After having lost at the end of the game, I found out that everybody else bought in with just $5. FML

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• Today, I wasted my three-day weekend that I could have spent with my long distance boyfriend in the company of my father who I’ve never gotten along with because he promised to get me a car to make my BC off-campus senior year life easier but suddenly decided that it cost too much money. FML

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  • Anonymous 3:02 am on June 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    wow spoiled much?

• Today, I left my door open so everyone could say goodbye to me before moving out. The only person that actually did was my RA. FML

  May 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, my friend and I decided to blaze once more before the year ends, thinking that there would be less cops around during finals. We light our j, and the minute I take one hit, a cop walks up to us as busts us. I didn’t even get high. FML

  May 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I woke up at 6am to arrive early for my 9am final, only to realize that it had been moved to 11am. FML

  May 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today in O’neill, I tried to be suave while walking past this group of really hot girls. I tripped on my shoelace and fell flat on my face. FML

  May 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I overslept and missed the first part of a final…FML

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• In love with someone graduating in 2 weeks. FML

  May 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• BC was my top choice, dream school my whole life…I didn’t get in. FML

  May 9, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Trent Steel 8:20 pm on May 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    The same thing happened to me with Princeton, but now I love BC! Hey kid, keep your head up! You’ll probably fall in love with the school you end up going to!

• Today I was on a packed t, and I loudly told my frined that its not about whether you like a girl or not, its about ejaculating on her stomach. The hot chick next to me was not too please.  FML

  May 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today during the walk against hunger near Newton campus, I asked one of the walkers if i could have popsicle because i lost my eagle card and couldn’t buy food

  she said no. FML

  May 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I realized that my only friend is my roommate…FML

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  • your new buddy 10:55 am on May 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Aww…I’ll be your friend

• Today My teacher called me dick and I said Wahhhht and he said I thought that was your name. I will never be able to get the hot girl in my class’s attention ever again. FML

  April 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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