I sometimes see this dude working EMS during alot of the games. Feel bad for the bro. Lanky AND I think he already has a receding hairline. F his life.
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Hook up tried to stick my lacrosse stick up my ass. Da faq? FMLBro.
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Today, I realized that I have such a low GPA, which keeps dropping every quarter that I’m actually considering dropping out. FML
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So far, I’ve changed my major at least 3 or 4x…meaning I’ll be in college for about 6 years. FML
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Today, while briskly walking through the quad, I was wondering what the best way to impress this girl I know would be, when I walked into the garbage can, flipped over it, and fell on my face. FML
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My suite’s shower drain has been clogged for around 3 weeks now, but no one is motivated enough to put in a work order. I have no idea whats floating on top of the water. FML
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After I pulled an all-nighter to study for my last midterm, I fell asleep in my car while waiting for it to heat up. FML
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Today, I walked into class late only to find out I completely forgot I had a midterm. He hadn’t announced it in class or sent any emails, and I missed the last class because I got in late for spring break. SURPRISE! FML.
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After checking out BrostonCollege.blogspot.com I realized I made a huuuuge mistake picking ND over BC. FML.
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Today in Stuart they messed up my dinner..three times. FML
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Today, some Jacka** stole my phone in oneill. FML
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I hate BC, and I’m stuck here for the next four years. FML
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I’m gay, but nobody believes me. FML.
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Today, I finally reached the last $20 on my meal plan…I’m staying at BC for Thanksgiving break. Living off $20 for 6 days worth of food. FML